You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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