you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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