considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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