So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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