I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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