they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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