I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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