Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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