And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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