Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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