Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
do herpes really smell.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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