Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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