it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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