Porn is love you can see.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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