yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Damn victory sex feels great
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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