Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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