Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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