I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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