didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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