Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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