if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
