writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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