i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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