I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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