what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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