i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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