windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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