I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
wow bdsm is so cute
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