I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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