Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
