Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Shame is for Republicans.
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