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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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