But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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