Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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