@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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