Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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