Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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