Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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