mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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