i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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