Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
A+ Viking dick
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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