I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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