lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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