so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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