if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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