I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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