I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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