I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Sex in the backyard? Check.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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