Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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