UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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