Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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