I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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