ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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