You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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