No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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