On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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