All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
